pls stop



how do i get over someone who i never dated

I wonder how many of you know that this post was about harry styles

(Source: rainsfell)

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Jul 30th with 128,357 notes /
*eats you out as a friend*






Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband)

Jul 30 / 200,120 notes
" i’m yours - you know it. "
- f. scott fitzgerald (via fawun)

(Source: fitzgeraldquotes)

Jul 29 / 85,893 notes




let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Jul 27 / 125,088 notes
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White Eskimo

Track Name:
"Jenny Don't Be Hasty"

Play Count:
26777 times
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at the resturant with bae waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
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